Poem: Kanye West Meets Donny T

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Giovanni Macareno Olivares

The dimwitted hobbit

flashed the shiny ring,

conflating duty and honor

with fresh and fly bling,

and press corps photogs scribbled and shot,

documenting just how far

we’ve strayed from Camelot.